me: i wish i was a muppet
H-town: doesn't that really just mean you want a hand in your ass?
me: *hangs head in shame* yes
H-town: Ah, now I know what that tingling is - it's the knowledge that this is going to be blogged
me: i said the same thing to MrSteve last week and he said "My dear, you ARE a muppet"
H-town: Really, I just like making "hand in the ass" references
me: who doesn't?
me: hand in the ass is a masterpiece of comedy
H-town: hahaha, rimshot
H-town: I AM ON A ROLL
me: i am on a bagel
H-town: oh yeah, folks, we'll be here all week
me: try the veal